Guess who's back....back again

Whoa, what a crowd glad you guys could come out to my show tonight. There's gonna be some jokes, some stupid human tricks and if were lucky somebody may catch on fire. Now on to my post.


So it's been a little while.


Over 6 months? Really?


Wow. I'm sorry.


Please come back.....baby, no don't go.


I....I..I still love you.


We can make it work. I know we can, just give me another chance. Please?


Thank you, now sit down and shut up.



Here's the situation, my parents went away on a weeks vacation. They left the keys to the brand new Porsche. Were they mine? Hmmm...welllll of course not.

Wait no, that was The Prince.

I bet you're wondering when the actual post is gonna begin aren't you.



Well here's MY situation. When I started writing on here I had been out of work for over 2 years. Then after just a few weeks of writing I got a job working like 60 hrs a week for about 3 months. Then I was on call for that job for another month. then didn't work for another month. Then the next month got a job at a mini storage facility and am still working there. Now I finally feel like getting back to writing.


I've been had.


I like the Portland Trailblazers as you may have noticed so what products do I buy?

Panini Basketball products. Anything from the current year. Well one product has me upset. Rookies & Stars Longevity. You know the ones that look just like R&S but shinier, yeah, those. Well the last 2 packs I've bought shorted me. I'm supposed to get 5 cards with the possibility of an extra auto or relic right welllllllll, this is what I got instead.




Two blank cards. Wtfuck.

Has anyone else had this problem?


BTW. I'm Back.